What my spam promises me...

[littlebitca]

I can create my own revenue, earn up to $400 in 30 days!, start a Biz with a Government loan, and multiply my income with eBay.

I can test and keep a new Motorola(R) Pink RAZR(TM), an ultra-thin cell phone, a Flat Screen TV, and a T-Mobile Sidekick.

I can have an iPod and a PlayStation2 and Game Cube for FREE!!!

My Plasma TV is pending shipping authorization and confirmation.

And apparently, "we" can cure any desease.



Bring it on!

Comments

[ladystarlightsj.livejournal.com]

I'm getting mostly "OEM softwear". (scratches head and iz puzzled)

[starryniteshade.livejournal.com]

Some sort of new clothing brand????

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

OEM software is the software that's usually bundled with new computers, and it comes without the box, manual or tech support.

[starryniteshade.livejournal.com]

I understand OEM software....I just can never resist thinking of software = clothing. It could be a whole new line of sheek geek (nice ring to that) clothing.

[I missed an emoticon in my previous commment that would have helped communicate the intended joke. Just don't tell Masq. She's always on my case about not using enough emoticons. [big] :-) [end big]

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yeah, I'd've gotten it with a *wink* But I have had to explain with a straight face to someoone why they couldn't find OEM brand at the computer place.

[ladystarlightsj.livejournal.com]

Ooog, I hope not, judging by the various, um, "other things" behind the OEM stuff.

If you know what I mean....

[stratnav71.livejournal.com]

According to some dude from the Nigerian Government, I'm the only other Ryan he was able to locate in the whole world (He apparently didn't try the white pages in Dublin) that could possibly be related to this very rich friend of his who died suddenly (probably eaten by a gorrilla or something) All I have do is reply to his e-mail, set up a back account and we'll split the money!! (I suppose the half he gets to keep is like some sort of really large international ATM fee or something) Whoo Hooo!! My financial worries are over!!

[starryniteshade.livejournal.com]

What!!!

Your spam doesn't promise you several different ways to "satisfy a woman"??????? We generally get several versions of this per day, so we'll be glad to lend you some.

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

I get more that promise to make a body part I don't have real big.

[starryniteshade.livejournal.com]

That is indeed one of the advertised ways. Of course, chemical "support" being the other major way.

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

I really need to start posting my "Why I'll never be in a focus group" series.

[starryniteshade.livejournal.com]

You mean there is a VIAGRA focus group out there????? WOW! What's it called...um...Viagra Devottees....nah. The acronym for it might be confusing.

[delle.livejournal.com]

and it's all because you're such a Wonder Woman! We mere mortals grovel at your feet!

(hugs to ya babe)

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

Hee! Aren't you sweet!

*hugs back and hopes things get better for Julie*

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

LOL. All my spam offers me is a variety of special herbs that will "get it up"...now, if I had something that needed to be up, I might be interested..

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

i tend to get a lot of: righteousness Penis Tablets, efficient inspire for Penis, and required Penis present.

i dunno about that last one though. required penis ISN'T present. at least, not here, anyway.