What my spam promises me...

[littlebitca]

I can create my own revenue, earn up to $400 in 30 days!, start a Biz with a Government loan, and multiply my income with eBay.

I can test and keep a new Motorola(R) Pink RAZR(TM), an ultra-thin cell phone, a Flat Screen TV, and a T-Mobile Sidekick.

I can have an iPod and a PlayStation2 and Game Cube for FREE!!!

My Plasma TV is pending shipping authorization and confirmation.

And apparently, "we" can cure any desease.



Bring it on!

Comments

[starryniteshade.livejournal.com]

What!!!

Your spam doesn't promise you several different ways to "satisfy a woman"??????? We generally get several versions of this per day, so we'll be glad to lend you some.

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

I get more that promise to make a body part I don't have real big.

[starryniteshade.livejournal.com]

That is indeed one of the advertised ways. Of course, chemical "support" being the other major way.

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

I really need to start posting my "Why I'll never be in a focus group" series.

[starryniteshade.livejournal.com]

You mean there is a VIAGRA focus group out there????? WOW! What's it called...um...Viagra Devottees....nah. The acronym for it might be confusing.