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How I entertain myself on long drives:
Sign for the road the freeway is passing over: Stinking Creek Road.
Immediately have bad Suthuhn Uh-hi-uh axsent kick in.
"Where d'ya live?" "Ah lives down on Stinkin' Crick Ro-ud."
Billboard for people who need help financing a car: Have Poopy Credit?
Wonder how many people have ever actually gotten credit from www.poopycredit.com.
Wonder if the people on Stinking Creek Road ever have Poopy Credit.
Wonder how many iterations of "poopy credit" it'll take to turn me into a giggling six year old. Add in a walrus and I suspect maybe, three.
Wonder if it really ticks off the Shell station just to the right of the freeway exit that all the arrows for gas stations are pointing to the left. Including the one for the Shell station (the other Shell station). Imagines the big ol' Shell sign right at the exit trying to tell all the people turning left that it's 'standing right here!'
And Jose Feliciano still wants to wish me a Merry Christmas.
Sign for the road the freeway is passing over: Stinking Creek Road.
Immediately have bad Suthuhn Uh-hi-uh axsent kick in.
"Where d'ya live?" "Ah lives down on Stinkin' Crick Ro-ud."
Billboard for people who need help financing a car: Have Poopy Credit?
Wonder how many people have ever actually gotten credit from www.poopycredit.com.
Wonder if the people on Stinking Creek Road ever have Poopy Credit.
Wonder how many iterations of "poopy credit" it'll take to turn me into a giggling six year old. Add in a walrus and I suspect maybe, three.
Wonder if it really ticks off the Shell station just to the right of the freeway exit that all the arrows for gas stations are pointing to the left. Including the one for the Shell station (the other Shell station). Imagines the big ol' Shell sign right at the exit trying to tell all the people turning left that it's 'standing right here!'
And Jose Feliciano still wants to wish me a Merry Christmas.
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