Focus Group Schmocus Group

[littlebitca]

Reasons why I will never be in a focus group:

TV ad:

It's not your clothes...
it's not your neighborhood...
it's not your car.

It's your watch that tells the most about who you are.

So, if you've met me in RL, and you can't remember what kind of watch I was wearing, does that mean about what you know about me? And if I was wearing the 'wrong' watch, do you have to defriend me now? What if I wasn't wearing any watch at all?

Oh, and if you wear the advertised watch? Does that mean you're some loser who thinks your character is best expressed by wearing some stupid watch? What if you bought it before the commercial aired?

Buy the watch? Why? Is it a good watch?

Comments

[ladystarlightsj.livejournal.com]

I totally have to defriend you now because not only can I not remember what watch/if you were wearing a watch, but I don't wear a watch.

Which clearly says that somewhere there's a watch with my name on it in a bar, slamming back rum&cokes and saying 'Hey, listen to this, willya??".

Yis.

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

I was afraid of this. I can only hope that my car or my clothes will carry some message to offset the wearing of the wrong watch.

You don't wear a watch? Who are you? Do I know you? Have we met before?

[ladystarlightsj.livejournal.com]

(pokes you and runs away)